Barista Unicorn Rant. Who knew that the Unicorn Frappuccino would cause so much anguish? While everyone on your Instagram feed is freaking out about Starbucks' Unicorn Frappuccino, the chain's baristas are not feeling the love.
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The rant was actually in the form of a video, which showed Burson in a car discussing the new beverage. A STARBUCKS barista Braden Burson has begged customers not to order the chain's much-hyped Unicorn Frappucinos - because they are so complicated to make..in a rant purported to be from a Starbucks barista overwhelmed by the success of the company's new color-changing "Unicorn Frappuccino." Opelka wondered if Braden (the ranting barista) was. When Starbucks announced the Unicorn Frappuccino, rainbow lovers rejoiced at the mango-flavored Frapp's Alas, not everyone is so thrilled — especially this Starbucks barista, whose rant about the.